I Don't Get It

Why must there be neck fat? I've seen fat people that have fewer rolls on their necks than I do. *sigh*Now I must go sit in the woods on a tree stump and be depressed and cry out to God "Why? Why? Why must I have neck fat?!?!"

--isn't that an amazing carving? Beautiful!

**update** I am now more depressed. I am watching the second episode of the Roseanne show and she and I have the same neck. Some serious changes need to happen here! *groan*